Monday 24 February 2020

22 February 2020 – Worksop Town v Sutton Coldfield Town - Northern Premier League


Worksop Town were formed in 1861 and are the world's fourth oldest football club. This week they face a tax bill of £30,000 which, if not paid, will mean the club is wound up and cease to exist. Thus we decided to do our tiny bit and visit Sandy Lane for The Tigers' match against Sutton Coldfield Town. No sooner had we mentioned that we were off to this game than Youtube groundhopping legend Smiv followed suit, to create another of his top quality On The Road films. Sam is a big fan of Smiv's. Another draw for us was that the club offered us a parking space in the club car park, a first.


We were excited as we approached the ground, looking forward to VIP treatment...but we received a gruff “Not coming in” from the steward. “Keith Ilett has sorted it” we said. “I don't care, you can't come in” replied Colin The Bastard. “Can you go and ask him then” I said, which is what I had been told to say if the steward refused entry. “No I can't, and you're not coming in here.” Thanks a lot Worksop, and special thanks to the rudest steward we've ever met, Colin The Bastard.


So we parked on a roadside in an industrial estate. After walking back past Colin The Bastard (he didn't object this time) we paid in, and it was only £8 for me and £4 for Sam, Old Wilf in the turnstile box was flipping freezing, no wonder as there was a ferocious gale howling down the pitch towards him. In through the clicks and it's “Football!”, first impressions of Sandy Lane were small but neat. Typical of non-league you can walk right around the ground, so we did. To the right of the way in is the smallest terrace I have ever seen, painted black for some reason. Along the “far side” we walked behiond the dug-outs, and it's a two-tier concrete walkway the whole length of the pitch. Behind the other goal is a covered shelter, and on the other side is a long stand with about six rows of seats. We briefly took a seat in the top row to test the windchill factor, and discovered that we were completely sheltered, and almost cosy. We had found of view for the day. The ground is compact and suits the club's level, but there are also several tatty bits, and a part of the stand roof is not secured and flapped alarmingly in the wind.


Seats decided, our thoughts turned to food. We found the snack bar at the side of the clubhouse. Two ladies grafting away, looked like sisters, and the service was brilliant, thank you Debbie and Alison. We both went for comfort food today, which meant chips with gravy. Sam got his water (with the seal snapped for some reason) and I asked for the regulation Bovril. No, but we do Oxo. Obviously not a satisfactory alternative, but I went for it just for the novelty value. Let me tell you, Oxo is no substitute for Bovril, come on Worksop, give the girls a little better budget to upgrade their meat-based hot beverage selection!


The game kicked off with an ironic song of “Tigers, Tigers, ra ra ra” from us two. With the wind whsitling straight down the pitch the quality of play was affected, but the players worked their cobs off. Worksop hit the bar but that was pretty much all the excitement done. 

The excitement at half time was provided by the annopuncement that £23k had been raised towards the £30k target, yes! We suddenly felt more confident about the future of the club. We won the 50/50 as usual – we haven't “not won” this season. What this actually means is that, when the tannoy shouts the winning numbers, we always yell an enthusiastic “YESSSSS!”. Locals look round jealously, then we say “Not really”. It amuses us OK.


Second half was much more entertaining, Sutton Coldfield scored early through a player we misheard called “Utter Shit Player” on the tannoy - actual name Usher-Shipway, sorry dude. Worksop made a real fight of it after that, peppering the opponents' goal with lots of shots but no really clear chances. Sutton had a man sent off for what looked like a wild kick at a player on the ground, inviting more pressure. The best form of attack for Sutton Coldfield was the long punt downfield, wind assisted. We noted that one of the linesmen had forgotten his shirt and wore just black under-armour.


It finished 0-1, Worksop's manager Kyle Jordan played for the last fifteen minutes, and looked frustrated, cheers for saying hello when we were walking round the pitch. We really hope that Worksop Town live to fight another day. Here's the link to their fundraising page:

A decent day out apart from Colin The Bastard. Let's keep Worksop Town going!


And so to the scoring:
Atmosphere 2.5 Reasonable for the size of club, good repertoire, not bad.
Food & Drink 3.0 Cheap as....just £7 for chips and gravy twice, water and, errrr....Oxo.
Stadium 3.0 Right size for the level, very tatty in places, bit of the stand roof flapping dangerously in the gale.
Value For Money 4.5 £23 for everything makes this a good place to spend a Saturday afternoon.
Bonus points for singing at least three different songs, and 50/50 draw.

Man-bun bonus of 0.25

Final score 15.25 A great mid table for Worksop Town!


Current table:
1 Rotherham United 19.0
2 Huddersfield Town 19.0
3 Chesterfield Town 18.5
4 Sheffield United 17.0 (above York on Atmosphere)
5 York City 17.0
6 Walsall 16.5
7 Stamford 16.0
8 Doncaster Rovers 15.5
9 Worksop Town 15.25
10 Boston United 15.0
11 Lincoln City 13.5
12 Newark Flowserve 13.25
13 Falkirk 13.0
14 Sleaford Town 12.5
15 Mansfield Town 12.0

Total goals so far = 43 Average goals = 2.87. Global average 2.75.

Miles this match = 55. Miles this season = 1726.


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